MAYA

[chevaliered]

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week 0, sunday

[chevaliered]

[ these binches be in the forest now, what they do?

hi maya. crow's pacing. he's doing a lot of pacing actually. wow. ]

Re: week 0, sunday

[feytality]

[ maya's actually looking around for doggo!! she has chicken ]

Bloody Mary-- Blood Ma---

Oh! Mr. Armbrust.... are you okay?

[chevaliered]

[ don't say it three times maya, that could be bad. ]

-- Define okay, I guess?

[feytality]

... I guess it was a dumb question, huh?

[ little rueful smile ]

Do you need a distraction or something?

[chevaliered]

[ hmm. ]

Is this going to involve dog hunting?

[feytality]

Maybe. But you don't have to do it. You can just keep me company while I look.... and we could do something else?

[chevaliered]

[ snorts. ]

If you’re worried about the dog I don’t mind helping look for her. It’s probably not a good idea for her to be alone when her owner’s gone.

Think she went looking for him? [ :( ]

[feytality]

... I appreciate it. I'm really worried about her.

[ trash dog... ]

I think so, yeah. She didn't know... I tried to make sure she didn't see him....

[chevaliered]

Oh... good call, she might've been pretty distressed. And she ended up being so helpful at the end of the trial.

[feytality]

Yeah.... dogs are pretty smart, I think. And she'd been through enough.

[chevaliered]

[ except that dog that’s gonna piss on everything during the debates a few days later ]

Yeah. They remember a lot. Empathetic creatures, for sure.

[feytality]

[ i feel like i have no memory of this ]

Hmm... yeah, I think so too.

I wouldn't have pegged you for an animal lover. Mr. Armbrust.

[chevaliered]

I’m not really?

But I know about dogs. [ bloody mary where you go… ]

[feytality]

Do you have one as a pet?

[ trails mascot.. ]

[chevaliered]

Nope. I guess I sort of have a cat? Kinda? I don't think she'd be happy to know she was being called a pet though.

But you see dogs around, and Thors was based in a pre-existing town so some people in Trista had dogs.

[feytality]

Is she your partner, like Frumpkin?

[ her eyes light up... this binch loves animals ]

That's where you're from, right? What's it like?

[chevaliered]

Nope. Not mine.

[ but she's someone's. ]

Eh. No, not exactly. That's where I went to Thors Academy. Erebonia's the empire my home's part of... or that I call home, I guess.

[feytality]

Thors Academy.... are you used to the school life, then?

[ she has never heard of any of these places ]

[chevaliered]

I did my government appointed time and now I'm free, and that is my grand story.

[feytality]

I mean... you're back here now, so are you really free?

[chevaliered]

Which is why I'm not happy about being here.

[feytality]

[ is anyone happy to be in murder school ]

Weeell... at least some of the classes are probably funnier, huh?

[chevaliered]

[ serial murderers ]

I am still traumatised by Cats class, thanks.

[feytality]

Oh, yeah... that one was pretty weird....

[chevaliered]

You are being very generous there, Maya.

[feytality]

I mean... it was kind of fun to watch, right? Like, in a terrible way.

[chevaliered]

In the sort of way that will wake me in a cold sweat, filled with fear and loathing in the middle of the night?





Yeah. Really fun.

week 2, monday

[chevaliered]

[ a lawyer's assistant, a medium and now potentially a farmer. want can't maya do.

crow's nearby the stables staring up at the fruit trees like he's thinking about scaling them for a free snack. ]

[feytality]

[ nothing.... maya was saying hi to the animals, but she bounces over to crow when she sees him, with her hands in her sleeves ]

Oh, you want one of those fruits?

[chevaliered]

I’m thinkin’ about it. They look good, right?

[ he’s gonna start climbing in a moment, so— ]

Any requests?

[feytality]

I was gonna say you could lift me up if you want me to grab something, but....

... those tropical fruits look really good! I don't think I've ever tried anything as fancy as most of these... [ coconuts! mangoes! so fancy.. ]

[chevaliered]

You think that'd be easier than climbing? We could try it. [ like heckin' CLOWNS. ]

Oh those ones? [ he points at the coconuts. ] They look like they'd hurt if they fell on your head though, right?

[feytality]

If you can lift me....

[ maya a tiny noodle, wondering if a 6'+ man can lift her ]

Yeah... but they could be great weapons, too. Imagine, someone takes a prank too far and, bam! Right to the head!

[ maya so cheerful about coconut violence ]

[chevaliered]

[ he just immedately lifts her. smol like tiny noodle. ]

Yeah, you joke but you'll feel bad if that actually happened.

[feytality]

[ wow despite her huge muscles he did it ]

[ she's reaching for fruit ]

Weeelll... if they stole my toilet seat, I wouldn't feel that bad.

[chevaliered]

Who would be stealing your toilet seat and why?

[feytality]

[ sighs dramatically as she grabs a fruit and passes it down to him ]

You don't want to know.

[chevaliered]

...

Am I more concerned by the fact you can think of someone who'd steal your toilet seat, or that you make it sound like it wouldn't be the first time?

[ but hey

fruit. ]

[feytality]

It's only happened once [ so far ] But... that's enough. I'll never trust again!

[ hands him more... ]

[chevaliered]

Why a toilet seat…

[ ace attorney, what are you.

he will take the fruit, and before she can start grasping for more, move around so she’s at a different patch of fruits. ooooh. variety. ]

[feytality]

[ this isn't ace attorney it's dorm wars specifically ]

Oh! Hey! There's some pretty cool stuff up here!

[ mangoes... ]

[chevaliered]

[ dear god. ]

Oh? Can you reach?

[feytality]

Just a lil bit higher....

[ reaching out with her little noodle arms. do u want shenanigans in this thread, becks ]

[chevaliered]

[ give me shenanigans!!!




he's half lifting her up a bit as well so this can only go well. ]